By-Laws

1. By law, you must be of legal drinking age to imbibe alcoholic potables.

2. By law, you can't go running around buck nakey in public, no matter how much home brew you've had.

3. By law, you cannot sit in the middle of the street and read the paper in Detroit. And don't think it's legal to hitch your crocodile to a fire hydrant anywhere in Michigan, because, by law, that's illegal too.

You didn't really think we were going to post our by-laws on our Website, did you?